Southern Methodist University Plans For Bush Library
A recent article in the Dallas Morning News announced that Southern Methodist University had released its plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. The 143 page agreement between SMU and the Bush Library Foundation highlights that the library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a disaster.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything you see or hear.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a
second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
There are no plans yet on where in the library to put the President's book. The problem is where to store the crayons.
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